Hoxxes IV: Wall Eyes - Observation & Threat Assessment

⚔️ Combat Summary

• Wall Eyes are a rare environmental anomaly, confirmed to be purely cosmetic.
• They spawn exclusively within Crystalline Caverns and the Radioactive Exclusion Zone biomes.
• Miners can disregard them; these anomalies present no direct threat or tactical challenge.

Management has fielded inquiries regarding an unusual environmental phenomenon: the so-called “Wall Eyes.” After initial assessment, it’s clear some Miners, even veterans with significant cave time, have yet to encounter these anomalies.

To be clear: Wall Eyes are a rare environmental spawn. They are found predominantly within the treacherous biomes of Crystalline Caverns and the Radioactive Exclusion Zone. Despite their unsettling appearance, these features are purely cosmetic. They pose no direct combat threat, provide no resources, and impact no mission objectives. Miners can safely ignore them. Focus your efforts on the actual Glyphid threat and resource extraction. Management is not paying for staring contests with cave walls.

Consider this a confirmed non-threat. Karl would tell you to keep digging.

🗣️ Miner’s Chatter

The grumbling from the comms channel confirms our assessment. Most Dwarves acknowledge these ‘eyes’ are just for show, a bit of cave flavor. One greenbeard even wondered if they were edible, bless his innocent heart. Others, however, spoke of a deeper unease, muttering about things watching from the walls. Whatever the case, don’t let some glowing rock distract you from the mission. It’s just a rock. Probably.